A+Note+on+Profanity

A note to my elemiddle school students about "the f-word":
Focus! Focus! Focus! Say it with me: FOCUS!!!

A note to my high school students about "the f-word":
The word "fun" shall not be spoken within the walls of my classroom, nor shall it be used in descriptive terms of my class or any educational activity therein. This is a learning institution, for goodness sake! (Would I be sarcastic about a matter this serious??)

A note to parents:
In truth, profane, vulgar, and/or abusive language will absolutely not be tolerated in my classroom.

Thank you for your sons and daughters, they bring the fun to our class!